Monthly Archives: January 2008

(Courtesy of Debbie & Co.) A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. … Continue reading →

Deux prêtres décident d’aller en vacances à Hawaii.   Ils sont déterminés à prendre de vraies vacances en ne portant rien qui pourrait les identifier comme étant membres du clergé. Aussitôt arrivés, ils achètent bermudas, shorts, chemises, sandales, lunettes de … Continue reading →

  From a discussion on the Zune forum, about the new Red Zune80 coming out for Saint Valentine’s day. Priceless.   Roses are #FF0000Violets are #0000FFAll my baseAre belong to you

(Courtesy of Niall)   A Scotsman phones a dentist in Glasgow to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. – "85 Pounds for an extraction, sir."– "85?", the Scot exclaims. "Ha’ ye no’ got anythin’ cheaper?"– "That’s the normal … Continue reading →

(Courtesy of Debbie and Co.)   A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.   So he says, … Continue reading →