Monthly Archives: February 2009

Courtesy of Bridget Note: This is fitting because Bridget offered a gym voucher to her sister Debbie, and… I’ve been on a regular diet and workout routine for the past 12 weeks. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted … Continue reading →

Courtesy of Debbie, slightly edited My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked: ‘What’s on TV?’I said: ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… ****************************************** My wife and I were watching "Who … Continue reading →

Courtesy of Debbie A woman went into a shop to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.So she told the guy she didn’t want to spend a … Continue reading →

Courtesy of Debbie What I Want in a Man, Original list (Age 22) Handsome Charming Financially Successful A Caring Listener Witty In Good Shape Dresses with Style Appreciates the Finer Things Full of Thoughtful Surprises An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What … Continue reading →

Courtesy of Debbie My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. … Continue reading →